憨憨的汉堡养宝宝可爱中又带点贱贱的憨憨文
2025-01-06 来源:无优资讯
“大家都是汉堡包,凭什么你们都是憨憨,就我是宝宝。”
Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I'm the baby.
“农夫养了一圈猪,一天发现少了一只找半天也没找到,最后发现那只猪原来正躲在角落里看这段话。”
The farmer raised a circle of pigs, and found that one day had been missing for half a day and found that the pig was hiding in the corner to read this paragraph.
“我不好色,好什么,好are you吗?”
balabalabala~
“现在的人吃饱了没事干就想谈恋爱,我就牛逼了根本吃不饱。”
Now people want to fall in love when they are full and have nothing to do.
“不是吧?排了一天的队才告诉我结婚要两个人啊?”
What?Waiting in line for a day to tell me that it takes two people to get married?
“美女说话只说一半不知道为。”
Beauty only says half of what she says, but she doesn't know why.
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